What a silly question! What kind of sad, horrible excuse for a gentleman and criminal mastermind would I be if I couldn’t even dance? I’ll do you one better: I’m a master of a varied style of dances, so not only am I good at dancing, I’m good at all of the dancing.
I’m such a good person about it, too. I’m not going to let my cute little engineer develop back problems by hunching over his work desk 68 hours a day, oh, no! Dancing’s good physical activity and is good at keeping you on your toes. In more ways than one. It’s pretty good at getting the ladies, too, but I’m sure you knew that.
Speaking of which, it’s time to go get him for today’s lesson in yet another beautiful, seductive form of dance.